What these people can do to skip Assignments

Lokesh and Vinayak were discussing about studies this time. PLs were about to start in 1 week.

If you are thinking that they were planning to study, let me clear, These guys were discussing about the possible ways of skipping extra assignments. These assignments were given to compensate their extremely poor attendance for that sem, somewhere between 10-20% (exaggerated).
But as usual they were unable to come to any conclusion. They had used their Aces long back. This was the final year.

Next Day:

Lokesh came home and started abusing someone very badly.

Vinayak (enquired from 1st floor): Kya hua? kyoun chilla raha hai?

Lokesh: Wo *#$&er truckwala saala. Signal pe achanak break daba diya. I had no time to turn. I tried my best but hit the vehicle on rear side.

Vinayak rushed down stairs and saw Lokesh was bleeding. He had an injury on his cheek and he was less bothered about it. Instead he was looking at the broken headlight of his GirlFirend. I mean his bike.

Lokesh: The console is broken into pieces. Even the fork needs to be checked.

Vinayak: Idiot let us rush to some clinic first. We can fix up your bike later.

Saying that Vinayak took lokesh to a nearby hopital. Two nurses started cleaning the injury. Vinayak was watching this from a distance and suddenly, he fainted. After a couple of minutes Lokesh opened his eyes to see Vinayak lying on another bed and the nurses busy in checking his BP. Nobody was there to look after Lokesh. For a moment he thought it was Vinayak who met an accident and not him.

Lokesh was very concerned about the stitch marks that could lower down his face value :) Whole day went into finding the proper hospital, proper thread for stiches and proper doctor to do that.

Vinayak: Another day is gone. We are still at the same point with a difference that we have one day less.

Lokesh: We need to do something. I dont know what, but something that could save us from those assignments.

Vinayak: Jisne bhook di hai, wo khana bhi dega.
Jisne Daaro di hai, wo chakna bhi dega.
Aur jisne assignments di hai, wo bahana bhi dega.
So lets not worry about it anymore. Its too late, lets start NFS.

They played NFS till early morning and slept. After 3-4 days at about 10 AM Vinayak's phone rang. prof. Kapatkar had called up to enquire why are they not attending college.

Prof Kapatkar: Hello, hello, hello!!!

Vinayak(still in sleep): Hello

Prof Kapatkar: Mi Kapatkar, Kapatkar boltoy. Mi Kapatkar Boltoy.

Vinayak stood up when he realised it was prof Kapatkar.

Vinayak: Yes Sir.

Prof Kapatkar: Why are you not coming to college? Where are Lokesh and bhooshan?

Vinayak: Sir, sir actually.... Lokesh, met with an accident. He is very badly injured. He has stitches on his face and injuries on his legs and hand.

Prof Kapatkar: And why are you not coming then?

Vinayak: Sir, I was sitting on the pillion seat when he met with an accident. my right hand is factured. (he said it spontaneously and realised that he has a strong reason now)

Prof Kapatkar: You come and meet me today.

Vinayak: Sir, we cant come today. we need to go to hospital now. we will come in the afternoon tomorrow.

Prof Kapatkar: Ok, bye.

Vinayak: bye sir.

Vinayak kept the phone aside and kicked Lokesh very hard who was still sleeping.

Vinayak: Lokesh uth saale. Kapatkar ne call kiya tha. He was asking about both of us.

Lokesh: hmmm... kya bol raha tha.

Vinayak: Kya bolega? He has invited us to college.

Lokesh: Tu jaake aa. I'm busy.

After 2 hours Lokesh woke up. Vinayak was ready by the time. He told Lokesh about the call. What else could Lokesh do, he started laughing.

Lokesh: Tune bola ki tera haath fracture hai aur usne maan liya???

And both of them bursted into laughter. They went to a medicine shop to get the Plaster Of Paris strips to make the scenario more realistic. Vinayak was hesitant to ask about it so Lokesh went forward.

Lokesh: hey boss, do you have P-O-P strips. we wanna show our professor that his hand is fractured.

Shopkeeper: hahaha... Are you from Bharati Vidyapeeth?

Lokesh: No we are from Sinhgad College.

Shopkeeper: Ok. I can help you out. These are the strips. just soak it in water and apply on your hand. But you need to let it dry for atleast 6-7 hours. You should also take this sleeve, so that you dont cut your hand while removing it.

Lokesh: Ok and I need some bandage and medicine that will give it reddish colour.

They purchased the Dressing strips, P-O-P strips and went back home. The room got a look of "Hariprasad Sharma Charitable Hospital" (Munna Bhai MBBS). occupants were busy in making the plaster look as original as possible. The Dressing which Lokesh had on his hand was perfect. But he was not satisfied with the colour of medicine.

Lokesh: A Bhooshnya, thodasa rum la re. I want this patch to look red.

Thanks to Shardul and Bhooshan the makeup completed quickly.

Vinayak: Wow!!! we will go and meet kapatkar tomorrow and all our assignments will be cancelled. I'm so excited.

Lokesh: Dont move your hand, the plaster is still wet.

Next day Lokesh got scared when he saw the stitches in mirror.

Lokesh: Hey Vinayak, we should go and meet Kapatkar very soon. See this. The wound is almost healed. I dont want to take any risk.

Vinayak: oh yeah. we need to do something for that.

Bhooshan: Ye le. Thoda aur Rum lagale uspe red rahega to pata nahi chalega.

Lokesh: Yeda ho gaya hai kya. If I apply this on my face I'll be smelling rum. Give me the medicine.

They got ready and went to the college after so many days.

Lokesh: arre sun, we will act as if we actually have the injuries. Let us see what would be the reaction of our classmates.

Vinayak: Yeah thats good. We will have some trial before facing the actual monster.

Lokesh and Vinayak proceeded towards the department. They saw Rahul Patel coming out of the department.

Rahul: Arre kya hua? Hey ye plaster abhi abhi kiya hai kya? It looks so new.

Vinayak: kya baat kar raha hai. Aisa kuch nahi hai . We met with an accident and my hand got fractured. Look at him, he has stitches on his face too.

Rahul: Well done guys, I know you very well. See you later, bbye.

Saying that Rahul went away. But his words scared them. Both Vinayak and Lokesh returned to their room without even entering the department. Everybody stamped their shoes on the plaster. Shardul cleaned the floor and then rubbed that broom all over the plaster. Several people autographed on it and finally it was ready to be presented :)

Everything went well. Prof Kapatkar apologised for asking them to come to college when it was so difficult for Lokesh to walk. Last semester, Last trick and Last assignment was finally skipped.